🗃️ Filed & Forgotten: Mascot Index

This is the official rotkeeper catalog of mascots — organized by glitch, ghost, and genre.
Every mascot here has been zhuzhed, corrupted, and filed in accordance with bureaucratic ritual.

Use this directory to navigate the collapse.

🧃 Corporate Mascots

Mascots that enforce profit compliance through charm.

• 004.boily-mcplaterton.md 🖼️
• 044.spooler-gremlin.md 🕳️

💻 Tech & Error Mascots

Mascots that cover up failure with personality.

• 001.404sy-mclostalot.md 🖼️
• 002.bad-gateway-greg.md 🕳️
• 003.blamey-mctypoface.md 🖼️
• 006.cass-d-failure.md 🕳️
• 007.crashy-mcthinkslow.md 🖼️
• 008.cssandra-cascade.md 🕳️
• 009.draft-file-derrick.md 🖼️
• 010.forbiddy-noentry.md 🕳️
• 012.gregwar-cache-wizard.md 🕳️
• 014.htmlie-structura.md 🖼️
• 015.indexer-hexley.md 🕳️
• 016.jay-skript.md 🖼️
• 017.jpegsey-artifactor.md 🖼️
• 018.kafkey-errorhandler.md 🖼️
• 020.maila-delayden.md 🕳️
• 024.moveda-permanently.md 🕳️
• 039.patchy-mxcli.md 🖼️
• 046.svgon-the-line.md 🕳️
• 047.teapotta-protocol.md 🔧
• 048.twiggy-snipsnark.md 🕳️
• 049.updatey-delaybot.md 🔧
• 059.stackdodge.md 🕳️

🏫 Institutional Mascots

Mascots of propaganda, compliance, and ceremonial training modules.

• 005.bricky-goldbricksworth.md 🖼️
• 011.formee-formeson.md 🕳️
• 013.htaccessius-the-doorman.md 🕳️
• 019.kindy-mcexistentialcrisis.md 🖼️
• 021.markie-d-down.md 🕳️
• 023.modrewrite-gremblin.md 🕳️
• 025.ami-ghostbyte.md 🖼️
• 033.planny-f-pipe.md 🕳️
• 054.hammy-navstack.md 🔧
• 060.courier-rat.md 🖼️
• 058.yamteams.md 🔧

🤡 Parody / Alt Mascots

Mascots that turned against their handlers.

• 027.comrade-kernelov.md 🕳️
• 038.patchie-mchotfix.md 🖼️

👹 Feral Mascots

Mascots born from glitch, bootleg instinct, or accidental sublimity.

• 051.zooki-lockjaw.md 🖼️
• 036.whistlin-winstinct.md 🖼️
• 041.reboota-thrice.md 🕳️
• 043.servicey-unavailabelle.md 🕳️
• 045.strutter-crashley.md 🕳️
• 050.yammy-mcparseface.md 🖼️
• 073.rot-mcmascotterton.md 🕳️

🛢️ Fuel Lore Mascots

Mascots from roadside decay, regional oil ghosts, and pump propaganda.

• 205.texaco-tumbleweed.md 🖼️
• 206.diesel-dkdriller.md 🖼️

😷 Trapdoor Smile Mascots

Cheerful mascots masking horror, failure, or irreversible decay.

• 061.parvovirus-p.md 🕳️
• 062.blameless-x.md 🕳️

🖼️ = Visual asset exists
🕳️ = No visual yet
🔧 = Stub/in progress

💾 Want to summon a new mascot? Classify its failure. Name its shame. File accordingly.

🪞 Mascot Hallucinations (Grok-Sourced)

Mascots conjured in hallucinated memory, not yet fully filed.

• (Placeholder entries for sorting):
  • Bloatby Blipperson (TBD)
    
  • Ethernet Possum (TBD)
    
  • Nullsy Clipface (TBD)