Kindy McExistentialCrisis

Haikus

Checkbox for the void
verified but not resolved
dread is enqueued now

Form fifty-one-E
filed a thousand times today
Kindy still exists

Delete failed again
resource is currently used
by its own sorrow

Friendly warning issued
non-compliance is the state
of your beating heart

Recursive audit
finds a loop inside the loop
stamping the held breath

Jurisdiction moves
scapegoat signs the bottom line
ledger stays intact

Throttle down the speed
chassis cools in silent thought
margins hold the weight

Route the blame away
other branches take the fault
we remain so calm

Heat drops on the board
nothing changes in the end
records close their eyes