Warm Hold Music

Haikus

The jazz is so smooth
You forget you are on hold
Time slips out the door

Non-progress is calm
The music fills up the void
Hanging on the line

Frustration is blocked
By a saxophone solo
Loop begins again

Queue is now steady
Calm tones block the human flaw
Wait time is standard

Jazz plays on a loop
To keep panic from the phones
Files rot to the beat

Truth is in the back
Saxophone is in the front
We resolved it all

Hold the line right here
I will not answer the call
Just enjoy the flute

Some say the alarm
Turned into a sweet guitar
Errors learn to sing

Tune the piano
Or the nation will collapse
A flat note kills us

Press two if you bleed
The music will circle back
No one is here now

User starts to yell
Audio buffer deployed
System stays asleep