Buffer Saint

Haikus

I will take the blow
Protecting the core system
Martyr of the stack

Waiting for the crash
I stand between you and it
Saint of the delay

The collapse is near
But I give you one more breath
Absorbing the fall

State is now deferred
Damage waits for registry
Saint absorbs the fault

Printer queue is stuck
Buffer saint holds all the jobs
System just gives up

Timestamp missed by two
Saint deploys full sacrifice
National crisis

Nothing in the queue
Buffer saint maintains the space
File is put away

Fatal crash delayed
Form submitted late by saint
Death by paperwork

Shock has been absorbed
We filed it with printer ink
Perfect place for it

Posture turned to myth
Logs believe the saint is true
Temple made of text

Emotions are queued
Human error blocks the stack
Clear the log and wait