Cross-Lodge Orientation Packet
Haikus
Document the truth
The manual stands unchanged
Quiet policy
Read the written rule
Meaning drifted long ago
Paper still remains
Binding by the word
System waits for compliance
Never fully works
Welcome to the hall
We have lost the active keys
Sit and wait to fail
Flesh comes from afar
Bringing new and shiny flaws
File them in the dark
Pins upon the coat
Metal rusts within the drawer
Logs ignore the rank
Read the welcome text
Pages printed out of sync
Rules that no one knows
Point towards the screen
Nothing happens when you click
Log the quiet death